skreamingninja:

neutralmilknotel:

i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit

"I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough."

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via ninaindigo)

"run and tell all the angels that everything’s alright…"

when someone asks what its like to be young these days

blueeyeboyforever:

asiancub86:

[On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the real accent, we want the whole thing,” and I was like “Okay, well. You know, I’ll do a tape and I’ll audition for it.” So I wore a little wig, and I did everything in a british accent, and he loved it. So he flew me and Asa Butterfield— the kid who played Hugo— to New York to do an audition for him, in front of him. So I flew out there, keeping up the act that I was british […] And then as I was leaving — luckily, he was amused  I said in my regular voice, “Bye Marty!” and he was like, “Wait. What? Where’d your accent go?” And I was like…” 

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Omg

pretentious-hipster-bullshit:

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

But some people say that when you get married it is like two people becoming one making this pun accurate.

codependent plant puns

pretentious-hipster-bullshit:

lunatheinksane:

sassy-spoon:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA

Plot twist of my life

But some people say that when you get married it is like two people becoming one making this pun accurate.

codependent plant puns

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

Heh, So I was watching an old documentary about King Tutankhamen

and the researcher went out to the estate of the Earl of Carnarvon who was at the discovery of the tomb and I went:

Hey it’s Downton Abbey!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highclere_Castle

1989nihil:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

condwiramurs:

shirtlesslion:

STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”

WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME

plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character

Welcome to tumblr:

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thehopelessromantic73:

I gotta work

thehopelessromantic73:

I gotta work

A message from 3lsbeth


Hello! I've always loved your blog; my question to you is. When you started travelling Europe a few years back how did you know what to do?

brain-food:

I winged it.

I bought my plane ticket and just left. I knew a whole 2 people over there that would help me with lodging that i met through tumblr, and kinda let Batman take the wheel on my life. I should have died plenty of times during that trip, but i didn’t. I got up every morning and google mapped things around me and just did them by myself. I got into the playboy club in london because i was foursquaring locations around me. I didn’t believe the building behind me was the playboy club, so i asked the security guy up front and told him how i was backpacking through Europe and he let me in the club and bought me a drink for the experience. I met so many amazing strangers and experienced so much just from walking outside every morning and kinda just walking until i bump into something. 

This is really how I plan to do it someday…

misterebby:

Shot over 12 years using the same actors. Damn.